I Love Mario Kart Tour

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Thumbnail of the music video for "I Love Mario Kart Tour"
Current thumbnail of the song's music video

"I Love Mario Kart Tour" is a song performed by YouTuber Roi Wassabi for his channel Guava Juice. It and its corresponding music video were licensed by Nintendo[1] and linked from the official American Mario Kart Facebook account[2] to promote Mario Kart Tour. The song offers a rundown of the game's features, such as its modes, drivers, and items.

Video[edit]

In the song's music video, Wassabi plays both himself (here referred to with his first name, "Roi") and his aunt, Tita Mary Grace. The aunt challenges Roi to a race in Mario Kart Tour after he declines her request to clean the bathroom. Her terms are as follows: if Roi wins the race, he does not have to do chores for the day, but if he loses, he has to delete his YouTube channel. The song begins before Roi could consent to the challenge. At the end of the song, Tita Mary Grace wins the race and demands Roi to give her the password to his YouTube channel. Despite Roi's desperate pleas, the video abruptly cuts to an error message stating "This Youtube[sic] Channel Has Been DELETED" / "15,000,000+ Subscribers Gone".

During the song itself, the video uses artwork and footage from the game to show what the characters are singing about.

Lyrics[edit]

The following is a transcription of the song's lyrics as they are displayed in the music video. Lyrics written in green are performed by Roi, those written in red are performed by Tita Mary Grace, and those in black are performed by both simultaneously.

CALLING ALL PLAYERS!
START YOUR ENGINES!
HERE WE GO!
3
2

I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO

MARIO KART TOUR IS FREE TO PLAY
AND AVAILABLE IN ANDROID AND iOS
RACE AROUND THE WORLD WITH UP TO 7 FRIENDS OR FOES
LOCAL OR ONLINE OR PLAY SINGLE-PLAYER MODE

MEET ME IN THE CUSTOM ROOM I’LL SHARE THAT CODE
YOU CAN TRY TO BEAT ME ON THAT RAINBOW ROAD
I’LL HIT YOU WITH THE BOB-OMB AND YOU’LL EXPLODE
OR SLIP ON A BANANA AND THEN YOU’RE SLOWED

NO! I DON’T WANT THAT!
LEMME SHOW YOU WHERE ALL THE FUN’S AT
I’LL BE PLAYING MULTIPLAYER
GETTING ALL THE TYPES OF DRIVERS
EVEN GOT A BUNCH OF GLIDERS
WARP PIPE! READY? FIRE!
UPDATE EVERY 2 WEEKS
GOT MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IT’S PEACH!
[sic]
NEW DRIVERS NEW CARTS[sic]
NEW GLIDERS AND REWARDS!

MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO

I’M THE KING AT THIS GAME
CALL ME KING KOOPA
YOU SEE ME PASS YOU?
NAH YOU GOT BLOOPERED
WHY YOU UNDER THIS THWOMP
OH YOU GOT CRUSHED!
SO MANY COINS IN MY BANK
I’M MY OWN GOLD RUSH

BOO! I’M ABOUT TO END YOUR CAREER
I’M LIKE KING BOO I SHOULD BE THE ONE YOU FEAR
CAN YOU HEAR THE BOO-HOO IN THE STEREO
I GOT YOU CRYING MORE THAN BABY MARIO
HITTING THE MUSHROOM BOOSTERS TO FLY BY
GOT YOU LOOKING SCARED WHY YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE A SHY GUY
BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS THE LIGHTNING FLASH IN YOUR EYES
NOT EVEN A BULLET BILL CAN CATCH ME SO BYE BYE!

I CAN’T GET TOO FRIENDLY
THE ITEMS ARE PLENTY
WHY IS THERE SO MANY
JUST GOT ME A FRENZY
NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME
I’M INVINCIBLE
UNLIMITED ITEMS

I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART TOUR
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO KART
I BE PLAYING THAT MARIO

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Trivia[edit]

  • The current YouTube thumbnail for the music video features the old overlay for the "Dead Body Reported" and "Emergency Meeting" notification screens from the game Among Us, although blurred in the background. Additionally, the "music video" text uses the font "VCR OSD Mono", which is used as one of the fonts in said game.

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