List of Donkey Kong Country (television series) quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the television show Donkey Kong Country, listed in alphabetical order.

General Klump

Bad Hair Day

• "Kritters! The Klaptrap weapons at the ready!"
• "Not me, you idiots! At Cranky"s cabin!"
• "Follow me! We"re, um, moving in. Hip, hop, hip, hop!"
• "No mercy! This is my finest hour."
• "But he eliminated, exterminated and yes annihilated your entire army! He's invincible!"
• "Yes?"
• "Uh, a curse?"
• "But... uh... who"ll... uh... cut his hair?
• "Would too! If it hit me in the head."
• "This is your finest hour!"
• "You heard him, troops. Attach head!"
• "UH, AHEM!"
• "Uh, AHEM, AHEM?"
• "There"s, uh, there's been a setback with your plan. My sources tell me that Cranky's cooked up an antidote to the voodoo curse."
• "FIRE!"

Ape Foo Young

• "Look."
• "Umm... String, him, up!"
• "Who"s he?"
• "WHAT THE... Who are you calling a newt?
• "Umm, uhh, none of our sources have seen or heard of him before."
• "Hip, hup, hip, hup! What you got?"
• "Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup."
• "Hip, hup, hip... Ow! WHAT THE... The prisoner's loose! AFTER HIM!"
• "Surrender. You have no way out."
• "CHAAARGE!"
• "Where'd he go?"
• "Seize him."
• "Nice to be winners for once, huh?"
• "Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? Squat! Company, make like you barrel. The art of camouflage, the element of surprise. Hello! Anybody home?"
• "You know exactly what I want. Umm... oh yeah! surrender the coconut! And we"ll call off the siege."
• "We"re under attack! Ready, aim, fire!"
• "Ready, squash 'em, and...
• "Where'd they go?
• "Oh, RETREAT!
• "Stiff upper lip, Your Majesty. We"ll get 'em next time."
• "Huh? Your Majesty? ♪Your Majesty?♪ Where"d you go?

Green Kroc

Booty and the Beast

• "We'll keelhaul them!"

Legend of the Crystal Coconut

• "That's why we's the scourge of the seven seas! We be pure scum!"
• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
• "Hand over my captain's treasure!"
• "AFTER HIM!"
• "Stop, you little half-wit dog!"

Ape-Nesia

• "If we digs any deeper, we'll sink the island."
• "Why does we bury the treasure, Kaptain?"
• "But if we just be digging it up again..."
• "But I'm your first..."
• "Huh, gift-wrap it?"
• "Maybe we should get him to dig the holes before we get rid of him."

The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

• "Aye, and what better gift to steal than the one ye be wantin' most! Eh, captain?"
• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
• "PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
• "Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach".
• "ARGH! That we be!" (along with Kutlass)
• "Fight to the death?" (along with Kutlass)

Kutlass

Booty and the Beast

• "Hand over the coconut, or we'll chop ya to bits!"
• "No sudden moves or I'll whip ya, matey!"
• "We"ll deep-six 'em!"
• "Stand still and I'll back ya!"
• "Stop running, and I'll run you through!"

Legend of the Crystal Coconut

• "But the pirates don't have honor."
• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "Avast ye!"
• "Who is the goofus doofus now, mate?"
• "STOP! HANG ON! DON'T GO!"

Ape-Nesia

• "Aye. Are you sure we buried our treasure here, Kaptain Skurvy, sir?"
• "According to section 3, paragraph 4 of the Pirate Handbook, 'Any and all treasure acquired by ill-gotten means shall and will be systematically buried,' sir."
• "You're Donkey... KROC!"
• "Section 6, Paragraph 4, Kaptain Skurvy, sir."
• "Gift-wrap it?"
• "Easy for you to say, you just hold the map, you don't have to dig."

The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "Looks like we be all done!"
• "You think we should take it?"
• "ARGH! That we be!" (along with Green Kroc)
• "Fight to the death?" (along with Green Kroc)