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Elsewhere, [[Candy Kong|Candy]] is impatiently waiting for DK in the jungle. She becomes furious and declares that "the big ape doesn't know it, but he's in big trouble!" She doesn't notice DK wandering around in the background, nor does he overhear her complaining. Meanwhile, Diddy brings Cranky back to the site of the accident, and Cranky says they should form a search party.
Elsewhere, [[Candy Kong|Candy]] is impatiently waiting for DK in the jungle. She becomes furious and declares that "the big ape doesn't know it, but he's in big trouble!" She doesn't notice DK wandering around in the background, nor does he overhear her complaining. Meanwhile, Diddy brings Cranky back to the site of the accident, and Cranky says they should form a search party.


On the beach, [[Kaptain Skurvy]]'s crew is digging for treasure that Skurvy believes they've buried around here, but he's not entirely sure where exactly it is. [[Green Kroc]] then asks Skurvy why exactly they bury treasure, prompting Skurvy to have [[Kutlass (character)|Kutlass]] quote ''The Pirate Handbook'' for the answer. Green Kroc still doesn't see the point, since they're just going to dig the treasure up again. Before Skurvy can say anything more, DK comes up to them, asking if they know who he is. Green Kroc attempts to answer for him, but Skurvy interrupts and declares that DK is in fact his first mate, Donkey Krock. (He then promptly demotes Kutlass to second mate.)
On the beach, [[Kaptain Skurvy]]'s crew is digging for treasure that Skurvy believes they've buried around here, but he's not entirely sure where exactly it is. [[Green Kroc]] then asks Skurvy why exactly they bury treasure, prompting Skurvy to have [[Kutlass (character)|Kutlass]] quote ''The Pirate Handbook'' for the answer. Green Kroc still doesn't see the point, since they're just going to dig the treasure up again. Before Skurvy can say anything more, DK comes up to them, asking if they know who he is. Green Kroc attempts to answer for him, but Skurvy interrupts and declares that DK is in fact his first mate, Donkey Croc. (He then promptly demotes Kutlass to second mate.)


Meanwhile, Diddy and Cranky are at the spot where DK Accidentally fell. Diddy has explained the situation to Cranky, and the old Kong advises using Funky's plane for aerial surveillance. As Diddy wanders off, Cranky then states to himself that he hopes it isn't a trick so he doesn't have to owe him twenty bananas.
Meanwhile, Diddy and Cranky are at the spot where DK Accidentally fell. Diddy has explained the situation to Cranky, and the old Kong advises using Funky's plane for aerial surveillance. As Diddy wanders off, Cranky then states to himself that he hopes it isn't a trick so he doesn't have to owe him twenty bananas.
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On his way back to Skurvy's ship, DR is stopped by Diddy and Funky (who still think he's Donkey Croc), who try to restore his memory through flashbacks to scenes from "[[Booty and the Beast]]" and "[[Orangutango]]", respectively. This doesn't work, but DR lets them know that he's working for K. Rool now, the news of which the two find even worse. DR doesn't get much further, though, before he runs into Cranky (whom he addresses as "Old Timer"), who tries to help him by way of a flashback to "[[The Curse of Kongo Bongo]]", which doesn't work either.
On his way back to Skurvy's ship, DR is stopped by Diddy and Funky (who still think he's Donkey Croc), who try to restore his memory through flashbacks to scenes from "[[Booty and the Beast]]" and "[[Orangutango]]", respectively. This doesn't work, but DR lets them know that he's working for K. Rool now, the news of which the two find even worse. DR doesn't get much further, though, before he runs into Cranky (whom he addresses as "Old Timer"), who tries to help him by way of a flashback to "[[The Curse of Kongo Bongo]]", which doesn't work either.


Cranky then has Candy come in, talking sweetly to DR in an attempt to jog his memory. DR, however, insults her by not recognizing her as "his old sweetie-pie" and hitting on her. Furiously, she knocks him into a nearby tree, causing some coconuts to drop on his head. After shaking his head, he asks "What did you hit me with, Cranky?" Cranky is angry at him, but Candy realizes that he called him by his name, and Candy asks for proof. He then states that he did (stating that he couldn't "call [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]] something else" in her presence). This sends the message that DK's regained his memory, but Cranky says they have to get the Coconut back, and, DK has a perfect way to both get the Coconut back and get revenge on Skurvy and K. Rool.
Cranky then has Candy come in, talking sweetly to DR in an attempt to jog his memory. DR, however, insults her by not recognizing her as "his old sweetie-pie" and hitting on her. Furiously, she knocks him into a nearby tree, causing some coconuts to drop on his head. After shaking his head, he asks "What did you hit me with, Cranky?" Cranky is angry at him, but Candy realizes that he called him by his name, and Candy asks for proof. He then states that he did (stating that he couldn't "call [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]] something else" in her presence). This sends the message that DK's regained his memory, but Cranky says they have to get the Coconut back, and, he has a perfect way to get the Coconut back and get revenge on Skurvy and K. Rool.


A few minutes later, DK rushes up to the pirates, pretending to be Donkey Croc again, and tells them that K. Rool is on the loose with a band of killer crocs, and the pirates aren't safe. DK then takes the Coconut and says he'll hide it for them, giving Skurvy a map that he, naturally, follows to an X. Then, as Donkey Rool, DK tells K. Rool that he's hidden the Coconut from the pirates, and gives him a map leading him to it.
A few minutes later, DK rushes up to the pirates, pretending to be Donkey Croc again, and tells them that K. Rool is on the loose with a band of killer crocs, and the pirates aren't safe. DK then takes the Coconut and says he'll hide it for them, giving Skurvy a map that he, naturally, follows to an X. Then, as Donkey Rool, DK tells K. Rool that he's hidden the Coconut from the pirates, and gives him a map leading him to it.


After returning the Coconut to the Cabin, Diddy reminds DK that the entire situation began all because Donkey Kong carelessly threw around his banana peels. Donkey Kong then states that he has put them where they belong, and Diddy asks where that is...in a trap for both the slimy jokers. At that moment, K. Rool and Skurvy cross paths while looking for the Coconut, and they insult each other before noticing a barrel at the end of the mine. Believing it to contain the Crystal Coconut, they both dash for it, but slip on some laid-out banana peels and fall onto the ground below by Accident, taking the barrel with them, with the barrel revealing that there is nothing but bananas inside. When they come to, they have both lost their memories and, thanks to the bananas all around them, now think they are both monkeys. At sunset, K. Rool and Skurvy are making monkey noises. It took a few days, but, they finally got their memories back and realized how they were tricked.
After returning the Coconut to the Cabin, Diddy reminds DK that the entire situation began all because Donkey Kong carelessly threw around his banana peels. Donkey Kong then states that he has put them where they belong, and Diddy asks where that is...in a trap for both the slimy jokers. At that moment, K. Rool and Skurvy cross paths while looking for the Coconut, and they insult each other before noticing a barrel at the end of the mine. Believing it to contain the Crystal Coconut, they both dash for it, but slip on some laid-out banana peels and fall onto the ground below by accident, taking the barrel with them, with the barrel revealing that there is nothing but bananas inside. When they come to, they have both lost their memories and, thanks to the bananas all around them, now think they are both monkeys.


== Lyrics ==
== Lyrics ==
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