Editing List of Mario Party 9 quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Mario Party 9'' quotes}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario Party 9]]''. The characters are listed alphabetically.

==[[Blue Toad (character)|Blue Toad]]==
*''"Alright, let's start Free Play!"''
*''"Play as many minigames you want, as often you want!"''
*''"Welcome to Choice Challenge!"''
*''"Want to hear the rules?"''
*''"Please choose the three out of five minigames that you think will net you the most points!"''
*''"Here are the five ass you can choose from."''
*''"Welcome to [[chill yo T-i-i-i-i-i-ts]]!"''
*''"The new view in this mode boots the difficulty of these minigames. Give them your best shot!"''
*''"Congatulations! You've completed every minigame!"''
*''"I'll give you a bonus of 100 Party Points for your hard work!"''
*''"Welcome to [[Time Attack (Mario Party 9)|Time Attack]]!"''
*''"Try to complete each minigame as fast as you can."''
*''"You can view the overall times you've earned so far."''
*''"Select the order in which you'd like to play the minigames."''
*''"Looks like you're set."''
*''"Ready? Go!"''
*''"Here's your first minigame."''
*''"Let's get started!"''
*''"You posted a slower time than average."''
*''"Here's your next minigame."''
*''"Wow! A new record! Keep it up!"''
*''"By completing Bonus Objective for this minigame, you've earned a Challenge Bonus!"''
*''"Good job! You posted a decent time."''
*''"Wow! You posted a pretty good time!"''
*''"And now for your final minigame."''
*''"Well done, [character]!"''
*''"Let's count up your Challenge Bonuses."''
*''"I'll reduce your total time by three seconds for every Challenge Bonus you've earned!"''
*''"Let's see where your time stands in the rankings."''

==[[Bowser]]==
*Bingo Colony Event - ''"Bwa ha ha ha! Looks like everybody is having fun! And if you think bingo is a blast... LET ME SPICE THINGS UP A BIT! Gwa ha ha ha! Ah, yeah, now that's more like it! You can thank me later, chumps!"''
*Speed Star Colony Event - ''"Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!"'' - (Giving one player a 1-2-3 or a 0-1 Dice Block)
*''"Hey, captain [character]! My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!"''
*''"Let's see what you're in for..."''
*"''Captain [character]! I've got a present for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of presents?"''
**Selecting "Yes" - ''"Here you go! Just for you!"''
**Selecting "No" - ''"Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!"''
**Selecting "No" - ''"No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!
*''"Bwa ha ha ha! Everyone check their watch!" That's right, it's Bowser time!!"''
*''"Give 5/10 Mini Stars (15 Bananas) to the player in last place!"''
**''"Captain [character]! Give your Mini Stars to [character] in last place!"''
**All players tied for 1st - ''"Wh-what?! You're all tied?! Nothing's changing this time!"''
**Any ties for Last Place - ''"How can 2/3 players be tied for last place? OK! I'll give 'em to [character]!"''
**The Captain is the one in Last Place - ''"Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad. Here--I'll give you 5/10 Mini Stars!"''
*''"OK then, I'll take half of Captain [character]'s Mini Stars!"''
*''"All right then, I'll take half of Captain [character]'s Bananas!"''
**''"Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?"''
***''"I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!"''
***''"Here! I'll double your Mini Stars! Don't say I never did anything for you!"''
***''"Here! I'll double your Bananas! You can thank me later!"''
*''"Whoops! Can't split up these 2/3 Mini Stars left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!"'' 
*''"BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!"''
**''"Later, fools!"''
**''"Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!"''
*''"I'm taking all of your Special Dice Blocks!"''
**''"Hey! Don't blame me! It's your fault for not using your Special Dice Blocks when you had the chance!"''
**''"Huh? None of you has any Special Dice Blocks? Well, forget the whole thing, then!"''
*''"Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?"''
**''"Hmph, [character], is it? Figures. Bwahaha! At least pick a minigame you're good at!"''
**The Captain is the one in Last Place - ''"So [character] is in last place? Wait! You're the captain! Ah, well, choose the minigame, [character]!"''
**All players tied for 1st Place - ''"Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then. Captain [character]! Choose a minigame!"''
**A tie for Last Place - ''"Hmph! [two characters' names] are both in last place again, huh? Bwa ha ha ha! Well then... You pick, [one character from last]"''
*''"You got that? Whoever loses this minigame wins!"''
*''"Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars/Bananas, coming right up!"''
**''"What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!"''
**''"What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!"''
***''"A little while ago, I got hungry and ate almost all 10,000 Bananas! I only have these 10 left. Bwa ha ha ha!"''
***''"Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that. Bwa ha ha ha!"''
*All players win on Reverse Minigame - ''"If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming! Bwa ha ha ha!
*''"BWA HA HA HA! Welcome, Captain [character]! If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion! OK, Captain [character]! Pick your opponent! (captain picks the opponent) Wow, [boss character's name], huh? You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"''

===Solo Mode===
====Introduction====
*''"Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those [[Mini Star]]s to good use!"''
====[[Toad Road]]====
*''"Bwahaha! These Mini Stars are all MINE!"''
*''"WHAT?!"''
*''"Grasslands stage? The one where cool breezes blow across the hills and you want to relax on a blanket? That's Toad Road!"''
*''"[[Lakitu]]! [[Wiggler]]! Listen up!"''
*''"Head to the grasslands and show (P1 character)'s team what's what!"''
*''"Finally made it, did you?! Well, I'm not letting a bunch of chumps like you take my precious [[Mini Star]]s!!"''
*''"My furious minion Wiggler will defeat you all!"''
====[[Bob-omb Factory]]====
*''"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! (P1 character)'s team is WHERE?!"''
*''"Factory? You mean our supersecret factory where we make most of our evil stuff? That's Bob-omb Factory!"''
*''"Now then, [[Whomp]] and [[King Bob-omb]]! Grind their gears!"''
*''"Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!"''
*''"My explosive minion King Bob-omb will defeat you all!"''
====[[Boo's Horror Castle]]====
*''"Spooky-castle stage? The one filled with terrible ghosts and worse decorating? That's Boo's Horror Castle!"''
*''"[[Dry Bones]] and [[King Boo]]! Scare the pants off them!"''
*''"Finally made it, did you? Grrr...I'm getting tired of you stealing my Mini Stars! I guess I'll have to teach you a lesson!"''
*''"My frightening minion King Boo will defeat you all!"''
====[[Blooper Beach]]====
*''"(insert name of playable character)! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!"''
*''"Sandy-ocean stage? The one filled with Dolphins and Sushies and all the sunshine a guy could ever need? That's Blooper Beach!"''
*''"[[Cheep Cheep]], [[Blooper]]! Sink those landlubbers!"''
*''"Finally made it, did you? I'm not letting you get your grubby hands on any more of my Mini Stars!"''
*''"My monstrous minion Blooper will defeat you all!"''
====[[Magma Mine]]====
*''"Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten-lava explosions? That's Magma Mine!"''
*''"I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!"'' - To Bowser Jr.
*''"Presenting the ferocious [[Spike]] and the mighty [[Chain Chomp]]!!"''
*''"[[Spike]]! [[Chain Chomp]]! Go earn your paychecks!"''
*''"Finally made it, did you? I'll be honest: I never though you'd make it this far. At least I can finally take my Mini Stars back!"''
*''"It's the end of the road for all of you! My mightiest minion, Chain Chomp, will defeat you all!"''
====[[Bowser Station]]====
*''"That's it! Curse you, [character's name]! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!"''
*''"Space stage? You mean my secret hideaway? That's Bowser Station!"''
*''"I guess I'll just have to send my minions into outer space!"''
*''"...Wait, outer space? Bowser Station?"''
*''"THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMING HERE!"''
*''"Then I guess I'll have to destroy [character's name] myself!"''
*''"WHAAAT?! That was pathetic!"''
*''"It's time for me to REALLY shake things up!"''
*''"You chumps wanted a fight? Well, guess what? WISH GRANTED!"''
*''"If you can make it all the way to this gate, I'll give you a one-on-one meeting...with your DOOM!"''
*''"Captain [character's name]! I've got a TON of presents with your name on 'em! Take 'em!"''
*''"We're gonna settle this once and for all! Hurry up and get over here for the final battle!"''
*''"BWA HA HA HA! Welcome, Captain [character's name]!"''
*''"If you want your precious Mini Stars back, you'll have to defeat me!"''
*''"Yes! YES!! Witness my true power!!"''

====Ending====
*''"I've failed...My dream of having a castle decorated with Mini Stars is over..."''

==[[Bowser Jr.]]==
*''"Bwa ha ha ha ha! Now you're going to have to play a minigame against me! You wouldn't have a chance against me alone, so I'll let you take me on with one of your rivals! Captain (character), it looks like your teammate is..."''
**''"You're in first place, (character). You must think you're SO good at minigames, huh? Well let's what you're really made of!"''
**''"You're in second place, (character). I guess you're not too bad at minigames, huh? Let's see how you do in a real challenge!
**''"You're in third place, (character). Having a hard time with the minigames, huh? Let's see if you fare any better in a real battle!"''
**''"You're in fourth place, (character). You're not doing very well with the minigames, huh? Well I think it's time you can really do!"''
*''"Hey, (character)! Are you SURE this is the minigame you wanna play?"'''
**Selecting "Yes" - ''"It's time to play. Do your worst!"''
**Selecting "No" - ''"OK, it's your funeral! This minigame it is!"''
*''"Grr! Next time we play, I'm going to destroy you! And don't you forget it!!"'' - if the players win
*''"Bwa ha ha ha! You worked together, and you still couldn't beat me! What a bunch of dopes!"'' - if the players lose
*''"Bwa ha ha ha! So you made it this far, Captain [character]. But do you really think you can beat Dad's minion guarding the fort? Tell you what: since you're going to fail anyway, I'll even let you pick your opponent! [Boss character's name], huh? You must love losing!"''

===Solo Mode===
====[[Toad Road]]====
*''"They're heading for the grasslands stage! If we don't hurry, they'll take all the [[Mini Star]]s back!"''
*''"Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Beat 'em down, [[Lakitu]]!"''
====[[Bob-omb Factory]]====
*''"They're heading for the factory! We need to stop them before they get all of the Mini Stars there too!"''
*''"Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Crush 'em, [[Whomp]]!"''
====[[Boo's Horror Castle]]====
*''"Now they're heading for that spooky-castle stage! We have to stop them before they can rescue any more Mini Stars!"''
*''"Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Scare 'em off, [[Dry Bones]]!"''
====[[Blooper Beach]]====
*''"They're on their way to that sandy-ocean stage! They must want to steal more Mini Stars!"''
*''"Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Sink 'em, [[Cheep Cheep]]!"''
====[[Magma Mine]]====
*''"They're heading for that volcano stage! They're going to rescue all of the Mini Stars there too!"''
*''"Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Spike 'em...er...[[Spike]]!"''
====[[Bowser Station]]====
*''"DAD! Guess what?! We lost more Mini Stars at the volcano!"''
*''"Yeah, Dad! What's up?"''
*''"And me too, Dad! I'll help you!"''
*''"You'll be dealing with me!"''  -To Players.
*''"Hope you're ready!"''
*''"Captain (character)! You are the starting player!"''

==[[Daisy]]==
*''"Yeah, Daisy!"'' (borrowed from ''[[Mario Kart Wii]]'')
*''"Cool!"''
*''"Aww, man!"'' (borrowed from ''[[Mario Party 6]]'')
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Hey hey! Woo! I'm the Superstar!"''
*''"Got it!"'' (borrowed from ''[[Mario Party 8]]'')
*''"Oh yeah, WOO! I'm the Superstar!"'' (Becoming the Superstar)
*''"Oh, no!"'' (Losing [[Castle Clearout]])
*''"Ohh, yeah!"''

==[[Diddy Kong]]==
*''"I'm Diddy! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoooooooo!"'' (borrowed from ''[[Mario Superstar Baseball]]'')

==[[Donkey Kong]]==
*''"Donkey Kong!"'' (borrowed from ''[[Mario Strikers Charged]]'')

==[[Fire Bro]]==
*''"It's Battle time! Show me you're in it to win it!"''
*''"The winners will split 10 Mini Stars taken from the player who finishes this minigame in last place! As long as you're not last, you're safe!"''
*''"OK, the minigame is set! Try not to come in last!"''
===Minigame Results===
*'''If 3-way tie for 1st or Last Place occurs (with 4 players)''' - ''"Hmmm. I don't think we'll need 10 Mini Stars. This time, 9 Mini Stars should be enough!
*'''If unable to give a total of 10 Mini Stars''' - ''"Uh-oh! There aren't enough Mini Stars to go around! I guess I'll have to make up the difference!"'' (Fire Bro. adds in the rest of the Mini Stars to the winners)
*'''If all players tie for 1st Place''' - ''"What?! Everybody came in first?! That means nobody gets any Mini Stars!"''
*'''If all players tie for Last Place''' - ''"Whoops! Everyone lost! That means nobody gets any Mini Stars!"''

==Green Toad==
*''"Your adventure is almost over!"''
*''"Let's take a look at the current standings!"''
**''"I'll give you a [[Slow Dice Block]] since your in last place, [character]."''
**''"[2 or 3 characters names] are tied for last place." / "Everybody's tied!"''
***''"To help you out, I'll give you a Slow Dice Block!"'' (given to more than one player)
*''"?!"''
*''"Oh no! It seems [number] [[space]]s have turned into [[Bowser Space]]s!"''
*''"You can move forward [number] spaces, too."''

==[[Hammer Bro]]==
*''"Time for a Battle Minigame! I'm gonna take 3 [[Mini Star]]s from each of you!"''
**'''If less than a total of twelve''' - ''"What?! You don't have enough Mini Stars? Well, tell you what: since I'm such a great guy, I'll make up the difference. No Mini Stars, no fun, right?"'' (provides the rest to equal twelve Mini Stars)
*''"Wager Mini Stars you've collected, and battle for them in a minigame! This is going to be intense!"''
*''"OK, the minigame is set! Everybody ready?"''
*''"Whew, that was exhilarating! Nothing beats watching an action-packed minigame match play out! See you later!"''

==Both Hammer Bro & Fire Bro==
*''"So, Captain [character], which minigame do you want to play?"''
*''"I'm gonna be nice and let the player in last place choose the minigame. So who's it gonna be this time?"''
**''"Ah, [character], is it? OK, you choose. Which minigame do you want to play?"''
**The Captain is the one in Last Place - ''"It looks like [character] is in last place. Huh? You're the Captain anyway? Ah, well choose the minigame, [character]!"''
**All players tied for 1st Place - ''"Everybody is tied right now?! Weird! I guess that only leave one choice. Captain [character], you choose the minigame!"''
**A tie for Last Place - ''"[2 character's names] are tied for last place, huh? Well then, why don't you choose, [character]? Pick whichever minigame you want!"''
**A 3-Way Tie for Last Place (with 4 Players) - ''"What?! There are three players in last place?! Forget it, then! Captain [character], you choose the minigame!"''

==[[Luigi]]==
*''"No!"'' (Losing [[Castle Clearout]])
*''"Yay for me!"'' (borrowed from ''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]'')
*''"It's Luigi Time!"''
*''"Oh, yeah! Heh heh. I'm a Superstar!"''
*''"I'm ready!"'' (borrowed from ''[[Mario Party 8]]'')

==[[Magikoopa]] / [[Kamek]]==
*''"Hee hee hee! I, <font color="blue">Magikoopa</font>/<font color="blue">Kamek</font>, came in <font color="lightgreen">first</font>! I am the <font color="yellow">Superstar</font>! And since I'm the <font color="yellow">Superstar</font>, these <font color="gray">Mini Stars</font> that we gathered belong to me! Hee hee hee! So, if you don't mind, I'll be taking them now. (I can't let those meddlers take [[Bowser]]'s <font color="grey">Mini Stars</font>!) See you later!"''
*''"And since we're the <font color="yellow">Superstars</font>, these <font color="gray">Mini Stars</font> we gathered belong to us! Hee hee hee! (You didn't actually think we'd let some pesky meddlers like you take [[Bowser]]'s <font color="gray">Mini Stars</font>, did you?) See you later!"'' (if tied for 1st with Shy Guy)

==[[Mario]]==
*''"Mario Time!"
*''"Wah-ha! Wahoo! Superstar!"''
*''"Let's go!"''
*''"I got it!"''
*''"Mamma mia!"'' (Losing [[Castle Clearout]]; reused from ''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]'')

==Minigame Announcer==
===English version===
*''"Start!"''
*''"Finish!"''
*''"New Record!"''
*''"Ready? Go!"'' - in [[DK's Jungle Ruins]] (Also in ''[[Mario Party: Island Tour]]'')
*''"Time's Up!"'' - when five minutes pass in any minigame
*''"Goal!"'' - when the player reaches the goal on Time Attack

===French version===
*''"C'est parti!"''
*''"Terminé!"''
*''"Nouveau record!"''

===Spanish version===
*''"¡Adelante!"''
*''"¡Se acabó!"''
*''"¡Nuevo Récord!"''

===Italian version===
*''"Via!"''
*''"Fine!"''
*''"Nuovo Record!"''
*''"Tempo Scaduto!"''

==[[Princess Peach|Peach]]==
*''"Let's go!"''
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Yes! Hm, hm, hm! I'm a Superstar!"*'
*''"Humph, next time."
*''"Aww…"'' (Losing [[Castle Clearout]])
*''"Oh, no!"'''
*''"Yay!"''

==[[Toad]]==
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Good choice!"'' (Borrowed from ''[[Mario Party 8]]'')
*''"Oh, no!"''  (Losing [[Castle Clearout]], borrowed from ''[[Mario Party 5]]'')

==[[Shy Guy]]==
*''"Sweet! I came in <font color="red">first</font>! I'm the <font color="darkorange">Superstar</font>! It's winner take all, and I'm the winner, so... I'll be taking these <font color="blue">Mini Stars</font> now! (...I can't let you have <font color="red">Bowser's</font> <font color="blue">Mini Stars</font>.) Later!"''
*''"Yippee! I also came in <font color="red">first</font>! I'm a <font color="darkorange">Superstar</font>! It's winner take all, and we're the winners, so... we'll be taking these <font color="blue">Mini Stars</font> now!"'' (if tied for 1st with Magikoopa/Kamek)

==[[Waluigi]]==
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Waluigi Time!"''
*''"Wah-ha! Waluigi the Superstar!"'' (borrowed from ''Mario Party 6'')
*''"Ahh!"'' (Losing [[Castle Clearout]])

==[[Wario]]==
*''"Wario!"''
*''"Let's-a go!"''
*''"Ha! Ha! Wario is Superstar!"''
*''"Ai yah!"'' (Losing [[Castle Clearout]])

==[[Toad (species)|Yellow Toad]]==
*''"[[Magikoopa]]/[[Kamek]]/[[Shy Guy]] will be playing for [[Bowser]]. If he wins, he'll take all of the Mini Stars and you'll have to play the stage again. Don't let that happen!"''
*''"[[Shy Guy]] and [[Magikoopa]]/[[Kamek]] will be playing for [[Bowser]]. If either of them wins, they'll take all of the Mini Stars and you'll have to play the stage again. Don't let that happen!"''
*''"You can earn Party Points by playing minigames in Free Play."''
*''"First, let's decide the turn order. Press {{button|wii|A}} on the [[Wii#Wii Remote|Wii Remote]] to hit the [[Dice Block]]."''
*''"The order is set!"''
*''"All right, everybody! Go get as many Mini Stars as you can!"''
*''"Yeah! You did it!"''
*''"Great job, [character]! Everyone managed to take back the Mini Stars!"''
*''"Keep collecting Mini Stars as you make your way to the Bowser Gate!"''
*''"If the captain wins, he or she will get 6 [[Mini Star]]s. If the other team wins, each player will get 2 Mini Stars."''
*''"All the Mini Stars on the route became [[Mini Ztar]]s!"'' - In [[Blooper Beach]].
*''"Wonderful, [character]! You got the Mini Stars back!"''
*''"Thank you!"''
*''"Great job, everybody! Let's take a look at the results!"''
*''"Thank you very much."''
*''"However... Only the player who collected the most Mini Stars/Bananas can become today's Superstar."''
*''"This is your final chance! It's time to announce the [[Bonus Star]]s!"''
*''"Today's Superstar is..."''
*''"<font color="lime>(character)</font>, with <font color="red>(number)</font> [[Mini Star]]s! Congratulations!"''
*''"(first character name) and (second character name) with (number) [[Mini Star]]s each! Congratulations!"'' (When two players win in a three or four-player game)
*''"You're all Superstars this time! Congratulations!"'' (When everyone has the same [[Mini Star]] total)
*''"Congratulations! Here are the [[Mario Party Point|Party Points]] you've earned this time."''
*''"It's good to see you again!"''
*''"Wow! Look at this place! There are lots of Mini Stars here."''
*''"I have a feeling it'll be dangerous. Be brave, and collect as many Mini Stars as you can!"''
*''"To rescue the Mini Stars, you'll need to defeat Bowser's minions."''
*''"I've heard that Bowser's minions are especially strong here. Are you sure you're ready?"''
*''"That's the spirit! No boss is too tough for you, [character]!"''
*''"The player who earns most Mini Stars will be crowned the Superstar. Good luck!"''
*''"Wait! There's still something in there!"''
*''"Lucky you! There were (number) Mini Stars in the item box!"''
*''"Surprise! There was a minigame in the item box!"''
*''"The conveyor belt is moving in the direction of that arrow."''
*''"The conveyor belt will change direction each time a player hits a Dice Block."''
*''"There's a [[Bob-omb|Bob-Omb]] on your vehicle!"''
*''"The counter above the [[Bob-omb|Bob-Omb]] will decrease by one for every space you move. And when it reaches 0...BOOM!"''
*''"When the Bob-Omb explodes, whoever is the captain will lose half of his or her Mini Stars."''
*''"Lucky you! You've arrived at a [[Toad House]]! Let's go inside!"''
*''"I'll give you items on the back of the cards you turn over."''
*''"Turn over two cards."''
*''"Try to roll a low number!"''
*''"Shuffle the turn order!"''
*''"Wait? Is this a dead end?"''
*''"There's only a little more to go! I'm going to let the player in the last place pick the minigame this time."''
**''"Let's see... That would be, [character]. Right? Please pick a minigame!"''
**The Captain is the one in Last Place - ''"Huh? You're in last place, aren't you, Captain [character]? Please go ahead and pick a minigame!"''
**A tie for Last Place - ''"Huh? There are two players tied for last place! Why don't you pick, [character]?"''
**All players are tied for 1st Place - ''"Huh? All of you are tied for first?! Well then, why don't you pick the minigame, Captain [character]?"''
**A Three-Way Tie for Last Place (with four players) - ''"Huh? Since there are three players tied for last place, I'll just let Captain [character] pick after all."''
*''"If you point your Wii Remote at the bright spot on the Main Menu and press {{button|wii|A}}, you can look at the stars."''
*''"Nice! Only [number] Mini Star(s) left."''
**''"I'll give 1/some Mini Star(s) to [character]."''
**''"I'll give 1/some Mini Stars(s) to the player in last place: [character]."''
*''"Welcome to Museum!"''
*''"Here you can exchange your Party Points you've earned for various prizes."''
*''"You can also check records you've set in the game."''
*''"Return Mini Stars stolen by Bowser to the night sky, or view constellations."''
*''"Increase the number of playable stages and in-game items."''
*''"Increase the number of vehicles you own, and choose the vehicle you'd like to use in the game."''
*''"Check any records you've set during play."''
*''"Listen to the sounds and voices of ''Mario Party 9''."''
*''"Nicely done. Think you can beat your time? Come back and try again!"''
*''"OH NO! This is terrible!"''
*''"[[Shy Guy|<font color="lime>Shy Guy</font>]]/[[Magikoopa|<font color="lime>Magikoopa</font>]]/[[Kamek|<font color="lime>Kamek</font>]] ran off with all the [[Mini Star|Mini Stars]] you collected."''
*''"[[Magikoopa|<font color="lime>Magikoopa</font>]]/[[Kamek|<font color="lime>Kamek</font>]] and [[Shy Guy|<font color="lime>Shy Guy</font>]] ran off with all of the [[Mini Star|Mini Stars]] you'd collected..."'' (if Shy Guy and Magikoopa/Kamek tied for 1st)
*''"Without any [[Mini Star]]s, you won't be able to continue on your adventure."''
*''"The <font color="blue>Dice Block</font>/<font color="blue>1-2-3 Dice Block</font>/<font color="blue>4-5-6 Dice Block</font> is the only one left.
*''"Oh no! Bowser's turned the Bingo Colony into the Dark Bingo Colony!"''
*''"If you get bingo now, you'll earn Mini Ztars instead of Mini Stars!"''
*''"You're safe! There's no 10 on a 3 x 3 board!"''
*''"Oh dear... You got a bingo."''
*''"BINGO! You did it!"''
*''"Wow! The captain won't need to hit a Dice Block, because there's enough power to make it across!"''
*''"<font color=lime>[character]</font> doesn't have any <font color=blue> Mini Stars </font> to lose! (if the player lands on an [[Unlucky Space]] with no Mini Stars)

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