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Kong Fu, being scared of the dark, stops and sniffles, which causes the reptiles to insult Kong Fu for his cowardly attitude. The Kongs encourage Donkey Kong to attack Kong Fu, but hitting someone when they are down is against Donkey Kong's own good will, and he thus wins the Contest of the Heart, for not taking advantage of Kong Fu when they are down. The eclipse ends and this leaves both gorillas at a score of one-to-one, the final contest being the Contest of the Body. Kong Fu is angered by the lizards' attitude toward his fear of darkness, and tells them to find somebody else to work for them. Kong Fu then decides to forfeit, allowing Donkey Kong to win by default. King K. Rool, in anger and frustration, goes back to the mines with Klump and Krusha to come up with a new plan to get the Crystal Coconut using his two "idiots." Donkey Kong tells Cranky that tomorrow, he shall start his training for next-year's challenge, but before that, he will break his first banana record. Cranky starts getting infuriated (though DK doesn't know why) and the other Kongs laugh as the episode ends with Donkey Kong swallowing his banana. | Kong Fu, being scared of the dark, stops and sniffles, which causes the reptiles to insult Kong Fu for his cowardly attitude. The Kongs encourage Donkey Kong to attack Kong Fu, but hitting someone when they are down is against Donkey Kong's own good will, and he thus wins the Contest of the Heart, for not taking advantage of Kong Fu when they are down. The eclipse ends and this leaves both gorillas at a score of one-to-one, the final contest being the Contest of the Body. Kong Fu is angered by the lizards' attitude toward his fear of darkness, and tells them to find somebody else to work for them. Kong Fu then decides to forfeit, allowing Donkey Kong to win by default. King K. Rool, in anger and frustration, goes back to the mines with Klump and Krusha to come up with a new plan to get the Crystal Coconut using his two "idiots." Donkey Kong tells Cranky that tomorrow, he shall start his training for next-year's challenge, but before that, he will break his first banana record. Cranky starts getting infuriated (though DK doesn't know why) and the other Kongs laugh as the episode ends with Donkey Kong swallowing his banana. | ||
==Lyrics== | |||
*"'''{{conjectural|I'm The Kong Fu Master|song}}'''"<br>(Sung by [[Kong Fu (character)|Kong Fu]], [[General Klump]] and [[Krusha (character)|Krusha]]) | |||
<blockquote> | |||
KONG FU:<br> | |||
''I've survived a volcano and flood<br>I was swallowed by a great white shark<br>Hitched a ride on a tornado's tail<br>Outran an avalanche in the dark | |||
''I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)<br>I'm so bad, I scare myself! | |||
''I've been taught by Apefucius, who says<br>"The mind must be sharp as a wisdom tooth"<br>I can chop down a tree with bare hands<br>I've been trained in Ape-jitsu Kong Fu! | |||
KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br> | |||
''He's so mean, he's so tough<br>He's so bad, he scares himself! | |||
KONG FU:<br> | |||
''I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)<br>I'm so bad, I scare myself!<br>I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)<br>I'm so bad, I scare myself! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
*"'''{{conjectural|Don't Lose Heart|song}}'''"<br>(Sung by [[Candy Kong]] and [[Donkey Kong]]) | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''You gotta realize that your strength comes from inside of you<br>You can win with heart if you just stay true<br>Don't lose faith in yourself when all seems lost and you're feelin' blue<br>Just don't lose heart, it'll all come through | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I know I'm gonna get my butt kicked tonight<br>I'll be in so much pain, I will hardly stand upright<br>I'm gonna take a thrashin', he's gonna pound me to dust<br>By the time he's finished poundin', you'll never recognize me | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Be strong | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''And soon, I'll be gummin' on my food | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''Just don't lose heart!<br>Keep your head up | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''So he can knock it off my shoulders | |||
CANDY:<br> | |||
''You'll be back on your feet | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''In crutches | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==Names in other languages== | ==Names in other languages== |