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I AM JUSTICE THE NEIGHBORHOOD STUPID OTAKU

KYONS SISTER HAS INVADED THIS USER PAGE

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME

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This page has been dedicated to First Lieutenant Maya Ibuki because 3D said so, and to rip off Moogle.

I WANT TO F*** HER
SO BAD
...
im joking

-Alphaclaw11


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Eating Crackers.

Maya Ibuki is a 24 year old female employee at NERV. She is, well duh, First Lieutenant, and a computer technician who works primarily with Ritsuko Akagi, but we'll skip her for now, this page is about Maya. Her main role in the series is to sit around and make sure the Evangelion pilots don't get all stupid, and make sure their synchronization ratios don't a splode.

Personality

Apart from the boring NERV crap, she's actually a really nice person, and doesn't like violance. She even puked when the Evangelion Unit 01 ate an Angel's big power thingeh :O. Through about half of a movie she hid under a desk hugging a pink pillow, and when thing's get too bloody, she doesn't really help at all. You really start to question why NERV hired her, and why she's not fired yet.

Lesbian?

Some of the jerks over at Wikipedia have complained that she's a Lesbian because of how she acts towards Ritsuko Akagi, and for the sole reason that she calls her "Senpai". Another small amount of evidence they managed to dig out of their brainz was a tiny scene at the end of "End of Evangelion" where she hugs a fake Ritsuko Akagi and than turns into LCL after shouting "Senpai" a few times... Wow, maybe she is a lesbian, but that's beside the point.

Appearances

Just about every episode of the Neon Genesis Evangelion, plus all the movies and stuff. Even though she appears so much, she is incredibly undeveloped compared to most of the characters, who all get at least half an hour worth of emo flash backs about themselves. Due do this, she's usually considered an "obscure" character, despite having a large amount of appearances.

Are you ripping off Moogle?

Yes, absolutely. That's beside the point.

Gallery

No, we don't have a gallery of cute/perverted images of Maya Ibuki. gtfo.
although I kinda wish we did

lolol

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Not only does it make no sense, but it sounds really cool.

Satoko Houjou FTW

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3Dejong

http://userpedia.scribblewiki.com/index.php?title=User%3AUniju&diff=61788&oldid=61356

"So earlier, 3Dejong(YES, THAT 3Dejong) sent me an image of Haruhi Suzumiya and Mikuru Asahina that said "RAPE, it's like saying hello in japan", and you can imagine what kind of pose they where in... When I first realized that the same 3Dejong that always seemed so against stuff like that was sending me stuff like that, I didn't really care, but I knew that some people on here might, so what ever. No, this is not an April Fool's joke... Maybe more like a thing about 3Dejong's April Fool's joke, but what ever. But now I'm all like "Hey, shouldn't I link to the image he sent me?" but I noticed that this place would probably ban me for doing such a thing, even if the image itself wasn't pornographic, they'd still ban me for linking to something that said "rape".

But anyway, now I'm all like "wtf 3D supports Haruhi X Mikuru" which is just WRONG, man."