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==Individual characters== | ==Individual characters== | ||
===[[Mario]]=== | ===[[Mario]]=== | ||
*''"No, we're not! C'mon! Let's go!"'' | *''"No, we're not! C'mon! Let's go!"'' | ||
*''"This way!"'' | *''"This way!"'' | ||
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*''"To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives! Here... we... go!"'' | *''"To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives! Here... we... go!"'' | ||
*''"It's an ambush!"'' | *''"It's an ambush!"'' | ||
*''"Mario | *''"Mario!"'' | ||
*''"NO! No, Mario!"'' - Believing Mario was killed by the [[Koopa General]]'s attack | *''"NO! No, Mario!"'' - Believing Mario was killed by the [[Koopa General]]'s attack | ||
*''"We have to get [[Mushroom Kingdom|home]]!"'' | *''"We have to get [[Mushroom Kingdom|home]]!"'' | ||
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===[[Luigi]]=== | ===[[Luigi]]=== | ||
*''"Hello, [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|Super Mario Brothers]]!"''<ref name="Pizza Trailer">Nintendúo World (March 31, 2023). [https://youtu.be/hPjPHuhN8Ro PIZZA TRAILER - The Super Mario Bros Movie: New TV Spot <nowiki>[2023]</nowiki>]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved March 31, 2023.</ref> - Answering a phone call | *''"Hello, [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|Super Mario Brothers]]!"''<ref name="Pizza Trailer">Nintendúo World (March 31, 2023). [https://youtu.be/hPjPHuhN8Ro PIZZA TRAILER - The Super Mario Bros Movie: New TV Spot <nowiki>[2023]</nowiki>]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved March 31, 2023.</ref> - Answering a phone call | ||
*''"Uh-huh... A drip in [[BrKLnCouple|your]] faucet? That's great! I mean, that's- That's great you called us, because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay."'' | *''"Uh-huh... A drip in [[BrKLnCouple|your]] faucet? That's great! I mean, that's- That's great you called us, because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay."'' | ||
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'''Luigi:''' ''"And-a Queens!"''<br> | '''Luigi:''' ''"And-a Queens!"''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"And-a your wallet!"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"And-a your wallet!"''<br> | ||
'''Unnamed woman:''' ''"Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..."''<br> | '''Unnamed woman:''' ''"Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..."'' (shrugs in confusion)<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Brothers, you're-a family!"'' | '''Mario:''' ''"Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Brothers, you're-a family!"'' | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
; | ;Punch-Out Pizzeria | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Wow! [[Luigi|You]] were great!"''<br> | |||
'''Luigi:''' ''"''I ''was great? Are you kidding me?! YOU were great!"''<br> | |||
'''Mario:''' ''"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!"''<br> | |||
'''Luigi:''' ''"That is not a commercial. That is cinema!"''<br> | |||
'''Mario:''' ''"What about the accent? Is it... is it too much?"''<br> | |||
'''Giuseppe:''' ''"'Too much'?! It's-a '''perfect!'''"'' (jumps) ''"Wahoo!"''<br> | |||
'''Mario:''' ''"Okay, I'm gonna trust you!"''<br> | |||
'''Spike:''' ''"Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Brothers!"''<br> | '''Spike:''' ''"Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Brothers!"''<br> | ||
'''Luigi:''' (as he and Mario indignantly walk over to Spike) ''"Oh great... Spike's here."''<br> | '''Luigi:''' (as he and Mario indignantly walk over to Spike) ''"Oh great... Spike's here."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Hey, Spike."''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Hey, Spike."''<br> | ||
'''Spike:''' ''"Yeah,"'' (in a comically high-pitched voice) ''"it's-a me!"'' (cackles) ''"Tell me | '''Spike:''' ''"Yeah,"'' (in a comically high-pitched voice) ''"it's-a me!"'' (cackles) ''"Oh yeah... Tell me. Have you even gotten one call since you left me to start [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|your dumb company]]?"''<br> | ||
'''Luigi:''' ''"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."''<br> | '''Luigi:''' ''"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Wow! Really?"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Wow! Really?"''<br> | ||
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'''Mario:''' ''"Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle!"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle!"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' (giggles) ''"Maybe I will."''<br> | '''Peach:''' (giggles) ''"Maybe I will."''<br> | ||
'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!"''<br> | '''Donkey Kong:''' (honks horn, interrupting) ''"Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!"''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"I was | '''Mario:''' ''"Just- I was trying to be nice!"''<br> | ||
'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!"''<br> | '''Donkey Kong:''' ''"You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!"''<br> | ||
'''Toad:''' ''"Yes, she would! I guarantee she would!"''<br> | '''Toad:''' ''"Yes, she would! I guarantee she would!"''<br> | ||
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'''Penguin:''' ''"Yay!"''<br> | '''Penguin:''' ''"Yay!"''<br> | ||
'''Kamek:''' ''"...Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!"'' (teleports off)<br> | '''Kamek:''' ''"...Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!"'' (teleports off)<br> | ||
( | (After a beat, the penguins and Kongs all panic over their fate.)<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Oh, no, no, no..."''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Oh, no, no, no..."''<br> | ||
'''Lumalee:''' ''"Finally... mercy!"''<br> | '''Lumalee:''' ''"Finally... mercy!"''<br> | ||
'''Luigi:''' ( | '''Luigi:''' (whimpers) ''"Mario..."'' | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
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