List of The Super Mario Bros. Movie quotes: Difference between revisions

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==Individual characters==
==Individual characters==
===[[Mario]]===
===[[Mario]]===
*''"Wow! [[Luigi|You]] were great!"'' - After watching the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial
*''"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!"''
*''"What about the accent? Is it... is it too much?"'' (After response from [[Giuseppe]]) ''"Okay, I'm gonna trust you!"''
*''"No, we're not! C'mon! Let's go!"''
*''"No, we're not! C'mon! Let's go!"''
*''"This way!"''
*''"This way!"''
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*''"To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives! Here... we... go!"''
*''"To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives! Here... we... go!"''
*''"It's an ambush!"''
*''"It's an ambush!"''
*''"Mario...?!"''  
*''"Mario!"''  
*''"NO! No, Mario!"'' - Believing Mario was killed by the [[Koopa General]]'s attack
*''"NO! No, Mario!"'' - Believing Mario was killed by the [[Koopa General]]'s attack
*''"We have to get [[Mushroom Kingdom|home]]!"''
*''"We have to get [[Mushroom Kingdom|home]]!"''
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===[[Luigi]]===
===[[Luigi]]===
*''"'I was great'? Are you kidding me?! [[Mario|YOU]] were great!"'' - Complimenting Mario about the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial
*''"That is not a commercial. That is cinema!"''
*''"Hello, [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|Super Mario Brothers]]!"''<ref name="Pizza Trailer">Nintendúo World (March 31, 2023). [https://youtu.be/hPjPHuhN8Ro PIZZA TRAILER - The Super Mario Bros Movie: New TV Spot <nowiki>[2023]</nowiki>]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved March 31, 2023.</ref> - Answering a phone call
*''"Hello, [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|Super Mario Brothers]]!"''<ref name="Pizza Trailer">Nintendúo World (March 31, 2023). [https://youtu.be/hPjPHuhN8Ro PIZZA TRAILER - The Super Mario Bros Movie: New TV Spot <nowiki>[2023]</nowiki>]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved March 31, 2023.</ref> - Answering a phone call
*''"Uh-huh... A drip in [[BrKLnCouple|your]] faucet? That's great! I mean, that's- That's great you called us, because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay."''
*''"Uh-huh... A drip in [[BrKLnCouple|your]] faucet? That's great! I mean, that's- That's great you called us, because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay."''
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'''Luigi:''' ''"And-a Queens!"''<br>
'''Luigi:''' ''"And-a Queens!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"And-a your wallet!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"And-a your wallet!"''<br>
'''Unnamed woman:''' ''"Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..."''<br>
'''Unnamed woman:''' ''"Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..."'' (shrugs in confusion)<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Brothers, you're-a family!"''
'''Mario:''' ''"Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Brothers, you're-a family!"''
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;Spike harassing the Mario Brothers
;Punch-Out Pizzeria
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'''Mario:''' ''"Wow! [[Luigi|You]] were great!"''<br>
'''Luigi:''' ''"''I ''was great? Are you kidding me?! YOU were great!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!"''<br>
'''Luigi:''' ''"That is not a commercial. That is cinema!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"What about the accent? Is it... is it too much?"''<br>
'''Giuseppe:''' ''"'Too much'?! It's-a '''perfect!'''"'' (jumps) ''"Wahoo!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Okay, I'm gonna trust you!"''<br>
'''Spike:''' ''"Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Brothers!"''<br>
'''Spike:''' ''"Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Brothers!"''<br>
'''Luigi:''' (as he and Mario indignantly walk over to Spike) ''"Oh great... Spike's here."''<br>
'''Luigi:''' (as he and Mario indignantly walk over to Spike) ''"Oh great... Spike's here."''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Hey, Spike."''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Hey, Spike."''<br>
'''Spike:''' ''"Yeah,"'' (in a comically high-pitched voice) ''"it's-a me!"'' (cackles) ''"Tell me: have you even gotten one call since you left me to start [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|your dumb company]]?"''<br>
'''Spike:''' ''"Yeah,"'' (in a comically high-pitched voice) ''"it's-a me!"'' (cackles) ''"Oh yeah... Tell me. Have you even gotten one call since you left me to start [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|your dumb company]]?"''<br>
'''Luigi:''' ''"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."''<br>
'''Luigi:''' ''"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Wow! Really?"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Wow! Really?"''<br>
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'''Mario:''' ''"Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle!"''<br>
'''Peach:''' (giggles) ''"Maybe I will."''<br>
'''Peach:''' (giggles) ''"Maybe I will."''<br>
'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!"''<br>
'''Donkey Kong:''' (honks horn, interrupting) ''"Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"I was just trying to be nice!"''<br>
'''Mario:''' ''"Just- I was trying to be nice!"''<br>
'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!"''<br>
'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!"''<br>
'''Toad:''' ''"Yes, she would! I guarantee she would!"''<br>
'''Toad:''' ''"Yes, she would! I guarantee she would!"''<br>
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'''Penguin:''' ''"Yay!"''<br>
'''Penguin:''' ''"Yay!"''<br>
'''Kamek:''' ''"...Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!"'' (teleports off)<br>
'''Kamek:''' ''"...Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!"'' (teleports off)<br>
(The penguins and Kongs all panic over their fate.)<br>
(After a beat, the penguins and Kongs all panic over their fate.)<br>
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Oh, no, no, no..."''<br>
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Oh, no, no, no..."''<br>
'''Lumalee:''' ''"Finally... mercy!"''<br>
'''Lumalee:''' ''"Finally... mercy!"''<br>
'''Luigi:''' (crying) ''"Mario..."''
'''Luigi:''' (whimpers) ''"Mario..."''
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